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Almost Nothing

by Chris Cresswell & Dave Ross

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1.
Get Stupid 00:32
Its time to get stupid with Dave Ross Dust the cobwebs off and run the clock Carve the corners of your brain Lets talk Its time to get stupid with Dave Ross
2.
What's it called? What's it called? What's it called? Oh he doesn't even know what it's called
3.
What's it called? What's it called? What's it called? Oh he doesn't even know what it's called
4.
Good Heroin 00:32
Good heroin, good heroin We don't mean the drug you've heard of; heroin Good heroin, good heroin Seriously, please never do heroin Good heroin, good heroin Now it really seems like you just want heroin Good heroin, oh yeah Good heroin
5.

about

This album is a split release between Dave Ross and Chris Cresswell, two friends who love both dumb shit and beautiful shit. Chris is a musician and Dave is a comedian, and when the world shut down in 2020 Dave asked Chris if he'd be interested in making a theme song for Dave's podcast. Chris said yes, and then Dave lost his mind and started two more podcasts. Chris made the theme song for every one of them.

This record happened because Dave and Chris liked what they made, and because they think it's hilarious to release a five-track album that is four minutes long. It's also available literally as a four-inch record:
shop.davetotheross.com/product/almost-nothing-4-inch-chris-cresswell-dave-ross-split-record

The first four tracks are the theme songs Chris wrote, and the final track is a standup joke from 2015 Dave never put on an album for some reason. Dumb and beautiful 4 life.

credits

released June 10, 2022

Chris Cresswell: chriscresswell.bandcamp.com
Dave Ross: davetotheross.bandcamp.com

Tracks 1-4 written, performed and recorded at home by Chris Cresswell in 2020. Track 5 written/performed by Dave Ross, and recorded at Meltdown Comics in 2015.

Cover art is a public domain image originally taken/created by NASA: commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:G4C_extravehicular_spacesuit.jpg

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Chris Cresswell Toronto, Ontario

Chris has been writing and releasing music since before he was legal to drive, drink and vote. Usually found on stage with Toronto punk quartet The Flatliners, Chris has also been releasing his solo work since 2014 - beginning with Joey Cape produced debut album on One Week Records. ... more

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